One Friday night at Mad Donna's
It was a strange night that Friday as I got off work and met the girls at the bar, all four of them, and I was the only guy. My friend Collette already had a few and she told me I was driving her ass back home. Okay, I said, I guess I would have to be the designated driver. They were already drunk and I sat at the table and sipped some beers and entertained myself listening to the drunk girl talk. Then Susie decides she needs more cigarettes so we go across the street to the gas station and while we're in line she starts to ask the guy in line if he is married, etc... I said "Susie, don't bother the man, " but the guy says, "Oh, that's okay, she's not bothering me. Actually, I am married..."
"Where is your wife?" asks drunk Susie.
"She's in Kuwait. She's coming back and I'm about ready to ship out. We're both Army..."
Then Susie gets her cigarettes and I drag her back to the bar where we drink more till they all decide to go clubbing.
We all get in Ashley's car (she shouldn't have been driving) and we get to the club and while parking the car Ashley backs up into some other car's bumper. Ashley freaks out and I get out and check for damage but there was not a scratch so we take off and find another parking spot and we all head to the club.
At the club the girls all start to booty dance on the dancefloor. I hang back at the bar but then Collette drags me to the dancefloor where I attempt to keep up with her dancing but I soon get tired and go back to the bar. It was getting late and by now I was planning how I was gonna get them all home. Finally Susie and Collette are ready to go but Ashley decides to stay with her other two friends who want to go somewhere else and party some more, so I said wait here and I'll be back, so I walk to my car and I drive Susie and Collette home and then go all the way back to the club. By now it was 3am and they were not in such good shape. Ashley's two friends give up and decide to call it a night and I am stuck with drunk Ashley who I've never met before but I know she's got a boyfriend, so I drive her back home and end up getting home pretty late and exhausted.
Back home I finally have a few shots of Bacardi and get drunk proper. So that was my Friday night. Drunk posting, folks. Tell me your stories.
"Where is your wife?" asks drunk Susie.
"She's in Kuwait. She's coming back and I'm about ready to ship out. We're both Army..."
Then Susie gets her cigarettes and I drag her back to the bar where we drink more till they all decide to go clubbing.
We all get in Ashley's car (she shouldn't have been driving) and we get to the club and while parking the car Ashley backs up into some other car's bumper. Ashley freaks out and I get out and check for damage but there was not a scratch so we take off and find another parking spot and we all head to the club.
At the club the girls all start to booty dance on the dancefloor. I hang back at the bar but then Collette drags me to the dancefloor where I attempt to keep up with her dancing but I soon get tired and go back to the bar. It was getting late and by now I was planning how I was gonna get them all home. Finally Susie and Collette are ready to go but Ashley decides to stay with her other two friends who want to go somewhere else and party some more, so I said wait here and I'll be back, so I walk to my car and I drive Susie and Collette home and then go all the way back to the club. By now it was 3am and they were not in such good shape. Ashley's two friends give up and decide to call it a night and I am stuck with drunk Ashley who I've never met before but I know she's got a boyfriend, so I drive her back home and end up getting home pretty late and exhausted.
Back home I finally have a few shots of Bacardi and get drunk proper. So that was my Friday night. Drunk posting, folks. Tell me your stories.
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